so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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