not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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