So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
