I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Randomize
