haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
He felt like a one man threesome
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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