Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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