It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
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