Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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