i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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