I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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