Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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