You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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