just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Randomize
