So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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