was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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