There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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