just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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