dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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