What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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