You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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