How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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