i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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