I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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