I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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