Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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