That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
