She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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