What tipped you off? The sombrero?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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