it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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