She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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