Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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