I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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