Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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