i just identified you from a description of your pipe
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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