Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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