Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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