what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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