Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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