Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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