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(217): View more from Illinois

How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???

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(573): View more from Missouri

how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I think the camel was justified in biting me.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle

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(925): View more from California

We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.

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