fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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