what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Randomize
