I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Even my vagina gasped.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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