Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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