Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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