i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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