at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
she pinky promised me she was 18
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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