I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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