Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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