omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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